function makeArrayMonths() {
for (i = 0; i<makeArrayMonths.arguments.length; i++)
this[i] = makeArrayMonths.arguments[i];
}

function makeArrayDays() {
for (i = 0; i<makeArrayDays.arguments.length; i++)
this[i] = makeArrayDays.arguments[i];
}

var months = new makeArrayMonths('Jan','Feb','Mar','Apr','May','Jun','Jul','Aug','Sep','Oct','Nov','Dec');
var days = new makeArrayDays('Sunday','Monday','Tuesday','Wednesday','Thursday','Friday','Saturday');

var today = new Date();
var day = today.getDay();
var date = today.getDate();
var month = today.getMonth();
var year = today.getFullYear();
var datestring = (days[day] + ', ' + date + ' ' + months[month] + ' ' + year);